what the hell customer

who the hell do you think you are.

when you do shit, people have to un do the shit you do.

it is not polite to take 15 bags off the shelf and put them in your cart, so you can “try them out” and make me put them back.

it was 15  bags. put them back your self. you lazy fat dumb lady.

she is a lady that come in all the time too. she tries to be nice but everyone hates her.

selfish fat cow. she talks of her “disertation”. the fat old lady is apparently back in school.

i dont know why someone that dumb would pay for her education. seems like a waste of money.

—–the shopping cart she brought up was litteraly over flowing with computer bags she did not want to buy.

this is after receiving an hour of free computer help from the tech guy.

———so she wants the pink one that cost sixty bucks, and tries to say it was on the shelf where it was 20 bucks.

THANK GOD we did not honor that riduculoudness. all she bought was paper.

i hate being nice to those people.

they drain you time and energy, but they are the most completely rude and gross and selfish people around.

just as bad as old people

Finally, it is the longest time before next christmas

now that christmas is over, i can look back and think how silly i am for hating something so innocent and colorful.

some parents even use santa for good,

by pretending santa endorses proper oral hygiene with new toothbrushes, new floss and new toothpastes.

i also got Neosporin. prolly the best gift ever. combines with my hello kitty and transfromers bandaids can now eliminate the pain caused my paper cuts.

let me take a step back. i really hate paper cuts and get them all the time. since i sell paper.

i consider it as number 2 on my list of my arch enemies. i hate Paper Cuts

number one being gravity. surely jerky gravity.

anyway i cant wait to wear a transformers ( maybe hello kitty)  band aid on my cheek to work just for the heck of it on monday.

xmas is the most retarded buffoonery that has man has ever created

i mean this seriously.

if aliens were watching and judging us, ( which they probably are, either simply from another dimension, say the 11th, or from the base that exists in the hallowed out cavity that is on our moon as a secret lab.) they would see us act differently. more garish. dareing. dare i say, retareded.

i got an idea, lets light up a bunch of lights outside! it will save us thousands on the electric bill, because if everybody else on the block does it, it will be so bright, it will be light day time, even though its night time!

pure sarcastic genius

now lets celebrate the name of the most humble and selfless person that probably ever walked on earth, and celebrate by being acting in a selfish and boorish manner. we over stuff out faces on christmas feast, buy gifts, so we can give them. to every one we know, every year. if you are of minimal importance you get a card. if you are of no importance you get a facebook happy holidays message.

any way. we buy things. but the things we buy are shit. its worthless. its false idols. jesus would shit a fucking brick if he saw what people do in his name on his “birthday”

“mommy jack got 55 presents and only got 50 presents, i get 5 more presents!”

and on the 8th day God said, “My Children, every year to Honor my one son who i sent to earth to die for you sins, please make piles of toy boxes and colorful paper and ribbon. Give your child his every wish, and through away the packaging without thinking about the consequences”

oh, and whats all this bullshit about Satan, or Santa, or Stanta, or whoever the fuck he is. Wasnt he the door to door Coke a Cola salesman in thos 1920s commercials. WTF hes the guy that breaks into your home in the night.

oh, and what about rudolph, and reindeer, and frosty? were these stories in the bible too?

WERE THESE STORIES HIDDEN IN THE OLD TESTAMENT OR SOMETHING?

christmas simply drives the same waste producing engine that is the modern america. It is Corprateocracy. Not Democracy.

Boycott Chrismas.

Dont teach it to your kids.

avatar

u normally dont read my blog.

i normally dont write about a movie.

but avatar 3d imax experience….HOLY SHIT

amazing. so good.

first of all. i wanna move to Pandora.

and i wanna be an avatar. or i wanna have an avatar. not sure.

the best character in the movie is the planet itself. if just gorgeous. so beautiful.

all glowing and neon. and full of awesomeness.

the 3D was crazy good. it was just awesome. damn it.

i wanna go back to Pandora. fuck earth and human society. we suck.

dances with wolves with in space with sexy double tall alien people as the indians, and Pandora as america, and Corperations as the assholes in charge.

breakfast

thank you black jesus for inventing the eyeopener.

the bagel sandwich which tastes so good you know it must really have some cocaine in flour.

i had to make a specialty order.

toasted everything bagle. side of hash browns, cooked to crispy, then crack 2 eggs into the hash browns. scramble it all up.

add on some muester cheese.

then top with salsa.

its called an eyeopener.

the kid who made mine made one for himself cuz it sounded good.

then he made one for the cashier too, cuz it was so bomb.

breakfast to perfection.

i hope the next time, HOLE IN ONE BAGELS, in Broomfield Colorado, has the eyeopener on the menu

how fucking long do i have to fucking wait to get some fucking help

some guy yelled this out in the middle of a crowded staples today.

he shoulda been punched in the mouth.

what happened to treating people with dignity and respect.

there is one blond proctologist lady who is so god damn horrible that people run away when she comes shopping. every one in the store knows her they know her for being a HUGE BITCH.

she must be known in every retain shop that she frequents.

the blond bitch is a terrible menace on society. she should be terminated. her DNA should be eradicated from the face of the earth.

a woman this terrible can hardly be called a woman at all. she is more a lizard person. with forked tongue and very wet looking eyes.

knowing she has a son, who she is raising to be a terrible human is the worst part of all. the world doesnt need lizard bitches in the future.

customer service can suck it

customer service.

the service of the customer.

the customer is always right?

WRONG!

 

the customer is always an asshole.

 

i fear work. i fear the masses. the mass amount of jerky people out there. ready to wake up. and act like jerks.

i generally think the population is divided up so that good people are severly out numbered.

you ever see a game of keep away.

2 kids steal a hat from a nice little kid, then toss it back and forth, playing keep away.

sometimes there are 3 or 4 or even 5 kids keeping it away from one nice little kid.

the world is still like that.

 

2 to 1 :: jerks to good guys

maybe as high as 5 to 1.

thats as much as 90%…maybe.

oh well.

retail shopping is what the “economy is based on”

so we need to fix the economy

so we need to fix retail shopping.

but its really the customer that needs afixin’

a severe talking to

vacation time is over

it is time for me to find a new job.

a week off from work is very important every now and then. it reminds us what it is like is the world we are supposed to live in.

ya see,

 

when you are a kid, the world is as is should be. everything makes sence.

you got brought into this world, thinking, “i didnt ask for this.”

so after this miracle of life, you are heavly cared for and looked after. you are showered with unconditional love as a baby.

now it may just be a biological/sociological trick played us by our brains for evolutional purposes, or it may simply be they way all life is supposed to be lived. fill with the love of the people closest to you.

babys get free clothes, free food, free shelter, free love, attention. being a baby is the best.

thats how it should still be for grown ups too.

say that out loud while wearing a red shirt and get called a commy.

there is no free food or love or shelter when you are old.

everything is “worked for”, or “earned”, in the “real world”

what age does this trasition occur. from life-is-fucking-great baby, to awe-man-life-is-hard old person.

colleg if your lucky.

high school for many.

middle school for the unfortunate.

the worst part of all is. we dont even get to remember the baby stuff. its all forgotten. poof. somewhere is the dust netherregions of your frontal lobe burried in other less important but more current memories.

 

 

New Super Mario Bros. Wii

My life is sweet.

I got the next week off.

I got a new Droid.

I got new Super Mario Bros. Wii.

now i just need freinds to play this awesome multiplayer game with.

Sorry Its been so long

its been way to long since i have posted on my humor and ninja based blog.

 

sorry about that loyal reader.

 

but you can be happy to read now that i will be coming back with funny and witty and perhaps even ninja-y blogs to entertain your eyeballs for a few seconds while interweb surfing.

 

be ready.