its been way to long since i have posted on my humor and ninja based blog.
sorry about that loyal reader.
but you can be happy to read now that i will be coming back with funny and witty and perhaps even ninja-y blogs to entertain your eyeballs for a few seconds while interweb surfing.
be ready.
I really needed that day off. Like you wouldn’t beleive.
(That must be the ‘freedom” everybody is talking about these days.
The freedom of not having to work, to honor the vets.
Ya know the “freedom” that young men approximately my age and description go and shoot guns at people, and then get shot for.
pardon the cliche, but…
Freedom isn’t free.
(it costs a buck-o-five))
It is a bill of sale.
Essentially a Diploma is nothing more than a Receipt.
A receipt that we frame.
For some it was a good deal. if you find a really good bargain, i can see framing the receipt and hanging it on the wall.
a good bargain usually just means that the value of attaining it exceeds the opportunity cost of NOT having it.
only thing is. with anything, if you hang on to the receipt, you can usually return it.
Not the whole College scam. Its NONREFUNDABLE. suckers.
everybody knows you can get a college education for free. just look like a college kid and go to college classes. dont pay tution. you wont get the receipt, but you can steal the education with out any protest.
however, it is a great error in reasoning to think college is an affective way to teach young people.
most college students dont absorb the knowledge they are given anyway. they are simply tested. then forget the class.
Learning is not valued in Academia, the way it once was. people actually sought out knowledge, for knowledge sake.
this is completely lost in the Giant Bureaucratic Machine that is University.
If college does anything successfully, it weeds out families too poor to pay to send kids to college.
For kids with money, college couldn’t be easier. 15 hours of class per week, the rest of the time spent “studying” or “doing homework”, but that actually means surfing, and drinking beers from plastic tubes every week.
Very poor kids, just dont get to go to college i suppose.
Seriously government, WTF?
And Americans, WAKE THE FUCK UP! Its your fucking government, and you let them do this to us.
your government STEALS from you. Everyday. They print the money, that they give to you. then when you go to spend it, they fucking steal some of it back in sales tax
oops they musta gave you too much.
so you gotta work for money. which the government invented, and then started printing. so you work for say 10 dollars an hour for forty hours.
40 hours x 10 dollars per hour = 400 dollars.
whooo hooo!
400 bucks, right?
WRONG…dumbass.
you only get like 300$. the Government just fucking takes it. doesnt give it to you.
but you keep working anyway. cuz there is no choice
if you fill out the proper paper work, you can get some of that stolen money back at the end of the year.
The Government is the Pimp of America. It makes sure all us Bitches keep working to make that paper. (the paper that they printed in the first place.)
that damn shame is. i dont even want ANY fucking money at all.
just a Platinum American Express with not spending limit…..
or even better, how about a country, that is run more like a super giant Sandal Jamaca. ya know. all inclusive.
you just get in, everything is covered.
you know where to sleep, what to eat, what to wear,…sounds kinda like communism. only its a vacation.
=> communism = vacation.
serisouly though, American Government. Step Off. i mean come on. I’ve had it up to here with this shit.
If you don’t stop this stupid shit, I swear to Yoda that I will dedicate my life to abolishing this oppressive government.
many times you gonna jack the same guy, hu, Government?
of course when you realize that the Government prints a fake piece of paper, tricks you into working really hard for it, in a job that you probably hate, to earn paper, that the printers of which then proceed to steal right back away from you.
spoiler alert:
the last line of the movie is the funniest ever.
“what if the movie sucks?”
BOOM
How can one trilogy be so amazing. Like Star Wars.
That have lasting power. That make strong enough impressions to affect an entire generation of film makers.
Then to sell out real bad to sell Toys.
Episode I: Phantom Menace.
Episode II : Attack of the Clones.
Episode III: Revenge of the the Sith.
ALL SUCK!!
dont give me that shit that 3 was all right.
3 fucking sucked too.
as far as im concerned i am deleting the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy from my memory. Along with Matrix Reloaded and Matrix Revolutions.
Putting ‘em in my mental Trash Can (i’m a mac) and pressing Empty.
Those movies make me cring from complicated political boredom.
Why do you think lucas chose to Make Episode IV : A New Hope the first fucking movie? Cuz its the bestest!
Luke blows up a death star! What could be better than that?
Wa Happens in the first three movies.
Somebody bring me a jar jar binks mask….haha.
He came up with Chewbacca the Wookie.
if you have seen this movie then you that the post apocalptic world in Mad Max is really nothing more than New Mexico.
Its poor, dirty.
KIds running in the streets. Motorcycle gangs.
General lawless and grime is the theme im trying to get across here.
But its PRE Apocalpys.
a few things have to happen first for the apocolypse to actually happen.
1. the government must be gone. ( not just ignoring people who need help, like it usualy does.) just fucking gone
2. cash looses all meaning to survivors. im not saying we will be reduced to a barter system. more of a viking, rape-n-pillaging system.
3. Mel Gibson fights Kevin Consner in the Thunderdome, BeeYotch!….To see once and for all who is to blame for the end of the world.
Old movies like Death Race 2000, from 1970 an Mad Max and shit, and even Terminator Salvation all take place right there in the middle of fucking New Mexico.
what is this stuff?
this web 2.0 stuff i keeps hearings abouts?
is it just facebook faces and myspace spaces and twitter tweats?
just the wonderful ways we have to communicate with out saying anything important to anybody.
ooo no.
nah its gotta be more than just social networking. defining web 2.0.
social net working itself is nothing more that procrasterbation. its only valuable when properly utilized.
but its actually something that makes more sence. its all about AJAX. asnycratic java and xml language combination protocalls.
its basically allows the besite to update with out the browser being refreshed.
so thats cool. web 2.0.
im still putting my money on web 3.0
and PS4.
damn sony, quit slackin’ and get on that ps4 already. how long has ps3 been around now. like forever.
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Watch the 2 hour trailor online,
screen small or big,
It still sucks, but will save you ten bucks.
Had so much potential. But a few questions.
Why did wolverine have bone claws?
Why did his bone spike claws become so darn sharp after the liquid adamantium got injected into his head?
Why are van wilder and that asian guy Zero there?
USING GUNS AND SWORDS DONT FUCKING COUNT AS A SUPER POWER…EVEN IF YOU’RE REALLY GOOD
First of all. van wilder slashed like 10000000 bullets in ten seconds. did he slow down time like Hiro Nakamora?
Or does he just get lucky every time? And how come swords are so much stronger than bullets?
And what the fuck is an Adamantium bullet gonna do to an immortal?
On the plus side, the 2 seconds of the movie with the Blob and Gambit were tight.
Maybe Star Trek will be a little better.
But i doubt it.
Maybe the Terminator will rock the house tho.
What could be better than batman fighting Robots?
Ill tell you what.
Batman chopping off George Lucas’s head with a lightsaber
Consumer Mindless Drone ZOmbies.
The title is still a work in progress. (As you can tell by the capitalization.)
It is about all the people that are zombies. The ones that mindlessly watch TV, but Don’t know how to read up on news n shit.
About how we as the masses are all zombies. even me.
even you? you ask.
yes.
even you.
What can we do about it?
Well we should look to Max Brooks: Jesus of ZOmbies.
JOKES!
on every page.
well, i mean on this page.
but with every update.
i will strive to attempt to try to bring the funny in brief and powerful way to the readers of this pysdoentertainment.
perhaps i can lure more readers into my trap with some hilarious and accurate portraials of life in modern society.
like the boondocks PUNK
